How can you be so fucking stupid?

As I find myself staring at the sky from a train window in Vietnam, I ponder the above question. From crying over slurs, which he uses himself, to claiming Club Penguin Armies have grown soft – after trying to cancel me for saying kill yourself. This is a man who cannot decipher basic satire, and genuinely believed I was exiled in Thailand following a disagreement with my wife. This is a man who cannot keep my ‘wife’s name out of your fucking mouth’ – the same woman who gave him his leg-up in the army community. This is a man who cannot stand being #2, becoming increasingly upset over his loss in Challengers Cup, after thinking he was guaranteed the victory. This man is Thunder222, the Dumbest Army Leader of All Time. 

Foreword

I already know Thunder will see this post; he constantly refreshes the Masked Bandits website in search of his name. Latvia has the second-highest number of views on our website. How many Latvians do you know in Club Penguin Armies? I only know one; a very obsessed Latvian named Thunder222. That said, I’m unsure how many wider Club Penguin Army players will read this. This is not an apology post. I have already admitted my mistakes and have accepted I will never atone for them in your eyes, and I frankly don’t care. This post is simply to highlight how obsessed this guy is with me, my relationship, and Masked Bandits.

As you can imagine, my recent ban from the Club Penguin Armies server means I can’t just go find every screenshot I’m looking for. You can check these things for yourself, though.

Leadup to CC

Thunder has always been a bit of an idiot, we all know that, but I just ignored him to maintain my professionalism in Club Penguin Army Judges. I committed heavily to that role; running multiple tournaments near-enough on my own after the four Head Judges fucked off. I tried to maintain a professional relationship with Thunder seeing as he was leader of the #1 SM army at the time. Things got difficult after I created Masked Bandits however, as to be #1 you have to beat #1. This is exactly what I planned to do.

In the leadup to Challengers Cup, Masked Bandits put all SL into our jail channel. We used their success and their victories to hype up our own troops. This was the competition, the only army we felt would give us an issue in CC. Actually this is untrue, we did expect Fire Warriors to beat SL, but that battle was FW’s second-ever, it makes sense that they lost. Literally all we did was remove SL from our main chat, because they insisted on talking themselves up in my server. This, alongside seeing them spam FV chat and CPA/SMAL chat about how good they were, was funny. Evidently, SL expected to win.

Another reason we eventually banned Thunder was due to his questionable attitude in our server. Honestly, for a man who calls MB racists and homophobes, this was a little odd:

Never really wanted to bring up how weird he is in chats because I joke like this too; but it is what it is. If you want to start trying to cancel others then you should be held to the same standard. Thunder also has little to no respect for women, openly calling them foids. Anyway, how did all of this go for Thunder? Remember, SL maxed 25 in the grand finals and we only maxed 19, it should have been a slam dunk for them haha.

Oh, wait….

Yikes… after all the time you spent chatting in CPA #army-propaganda too. God damn…. It’s okay, you win some you lose some. Obviously you just can’t handle being second place – this is why immediately after the battle Thunder spread fake news to everyone who would listen and got me banned from every army. Jokes on them though, I couldn’t care less. Masked Bandits is the only good army willing to war, except maybe Templars now. He wrote not one, but two posts on how MB is awful and toxic. And throughout all of it, he constantly talks about me in the CPA main chat, knowing that I cannot defend myself there. It’s insane! Infact, I know he searches up old messages of mine to reply to them. People still tell me things you fucking moron!

My final statement is this. Go outside, Thunder. Stop being so obsessed with me and my marriage. You have talked about my marriage every single day and seem to think you’ve ruined it or something. I don’t understand why you’re trying to parade that around; it’s blatantly untrue. This retard read my satire post and honestly thought I was trapped in Asia. 

NEARLY 30 MINUTES TO DETERMINE IT WAS SATIRE LOL IM CRYIN

anyways there’s more im missing but i mean it haha this dude can nottt stop talking about me it’s fucking embarrassing

I don’t know if Masked Bandits will fight this war. I am literally not involved anymore I just pay for the website and talk in the main chat sometimes. What I will say is it’s fucking hysterical that Thunder waited until I left and wasn’t available to lead the war against SL. You wanna talk about me constantly but can’t face me? Makes sense.

Peace out.

PS. THUNDER, NO ONE DOXXED U. UR A RETARD WHO LOOKED AT A GOOGLE DOC WITH UR MAIN ACCOUNT. I WASN’T EVEN THE ONE TO POINT THAT OUT BTW…

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