Operation: Pizza Heist

Posted on August 31, 2026 by justin

Hello Masked Bandits, and the Army Community!

From the beginning there has been one thing keeping this army moving: CONFLICT. We started off strong with Challengers Cup and the last thing we want to see is the army crumbling after being stagnant for too long after a win.

That’s why I’m making this post today! When it comes to the S/M Community, a lot of folks dont like to pick on the little guys. Especially from armies with a large size difference, and especially on the map. Here’s what the map looks like now:

As you can see, 8 out of 12 armies on the map are of the S/M classification. As much as I appreciate the respect from major armies, this has allowed room for armies that max 2 on a good day to be able to maintain land for months and farm coins they’re never going to use.

Meanwhile, newer armies, like MB, FV, GW, and SW, are starting at rock bottom with nothing but a pat on the head from df44. This is why were declaring war on Pizzaioli’s of Club Penguin.

War Terms

I. This is a map war and all CPA map rules apply.
II. The first army to invade the opposing army’s capital wins.
III. Multilogging, hacking, DDoSing, doxxing, botting, or any other means of cheating will not be allowed in this war.
IV. All battles must occur on CPA Battleground; no other CPPS may be used.
V. Any attempt to breach these terms with a loophole will be deemed invalid.

First Battle

Invasion of Ascent
Wednesday, September 2, 2026
3pm EST | 8pm UK | 12am PKT | 4am JST

With all that being said, we want to make it clear we dont have any bad blood towards Pizzaioli. They just have a lot of land and a lot of money. Perfect target for Bandits.